If 'Cats can't, (USC) Trojan men can

WKQQ-FM in Lexington, Ky., has erected billboards in the city in an attempt to give the University of Kentucky football team more incentive to put some notches in the win column this season. On the advertisements is a blond beauty named Kitten, one of the station's on-air personalities. The billboards read: "When the football team wins…she loses." In other words, when the Wildcats win, Kitten loses an article of clothing. Thus far, the UK gridiron warriors are 1-3, and Kitten still is fully clothed. The WKQQ Web site now is claiming it will remove, not one, but two pieces of clothing from Kitten if the 'Cats win at South Carolina next week. The UK squad still has dates with Auburn, Georgia and Tennessee remaining on its schedule, so what are the chances that this Kitten will completely shed? Not bloody good. I'm just wondering how realistic the billboards may be. For example: If UK beats UT in chilly November, will we see the emergence of goose bumps (and the likes) on Kitten's cold body? Go "Cats!
Check out the billboards and some nice photos of Kitten on the WKQQ Web site