Opposing teams look for worm hole to escape this Black Hole

Fans of sports teams all think their team is the best, no matter what kind of season the team is experiencing. Fans also like to pat themselves on the back too, claiming their team has the best fans in the league. At times, surveys are conducted and published about what team has the most ardent supporters. In the NFL, it’s often fans of the Bills, Chiefs, Browns, Packers and so forth topping the “best fans” list. This, of course, is as subjective as which quarterback was the best of all-time. (Personally, I like the best uniforms survey. I guess that’s the metrosexual in me.) I don’t have a scientific formula for determining which team indeed has the best fans, but I do know the Raiders, with those crazies lurking in the Black Hole, have the freakiest and scariest of the bunch. To me, the freaky/scary factor counts for a lot. Just ask the J-E-T-S! The photo above explains it all. Not convinced? Check out an entire Web gallery of crazy Raiders fans here. Warning: Take protection because this is a dark, evil place!

Tiny fashion is their passion

We owe a bit of gratitude to those Florida State cowgirls, don’t you think? You know who I’m talking about…Chrystal, Fabiola – a great stripper name – and Jenn. Since first popping our pupils when an ABC cameraman found the three while spanning the crowd during the FSU/Miami game last September, the scantly-clad female Seminole supporters have appeared everywhere. First, photos of the trio zoomed across the Internet, and now they have a photo spread in Maxim Magazine. (By the way, you have to read the Maxim interview. One of the girls, Jenn, had her car smashed by an angry FSU cheerleader wielding a baseball bat. She was a “crazy, horse-face” cheerleader, according to Jenn.) These girls say they weren’t seeking this sort of attention, but with the 15 minutes of fame they’ve garnered in the past six months; don’t you think the recent publicity will lead to more young college divas leaving less to the imagination when picking out outfits for the game? Of course it will. And for that, we owe a special thanks to the three lovely ‘Noles’ fans, who, according to Fabiola, love to “stay at home and make outfits for the football game.” Needle on, ladies. Needle on!