Put me in (the Bodpod) coach
I just ran a 6.8 40-yard dash. That’s a little less than Michael Vick, I know.
I may have leaned a bit at the starting line, and the cones could have been a little closer than 40 yards apart. But 6.8 is my unofficial time, and I’m sticking with it.
Boy, am I winded?
I have to sit down before I try the broad jump. I haven't jumped broadly since seventh grade, but I'm ready to make my leaps today. Then, I'm hitting the Bodpod.
I'm doing this to myself because I'm all pumped and excited from watching the NFL Scouting Combine. The participants are amazing athletes, and it’s exhilarating to watch them go through the various drills.
Plus, how can you not watch when Cleveland Browns head trainer Marty Lauzon yells at the soon-to-be NFLers while they're holding 225 pounds above their pusses? Lauzon spouts off humorous nicknames at the players as they approach the bench press. And, if a player does well, the high-stung Lauzon often gives players pecks on the cheek as they use what little strength they have left to pick themselves off the bench. Now that's must-see TV.
The NFL Network is doing an amazing job of keeping football fans interested in the off-season by broadcasting the Combine live from Indianapolis and turning the thing into a watchable event.
Almost everything at the Combine is televised. It doesn’t hurt interest either that a bit of controversy has sprung at the scouting event in the form of Vince Young's leaked Wonderlic score.
It's amazing that we're in the last days of February, fresh off the Winter Olympics and ready to delve into baseball and March Madness, and the story all the sports media are talking about is a football player's intelligence test score. I guess that provides further evidence that football is indeed America's new national pastime.
But let's save that talk for another day. Right now, I need to find a Bodpod. I hear they're a couple here in Southwest Virginia. Virginia Tech uses the Bodpod in its athletics programs, and Radford University has one in its College of Education and Human Development. (Refresh the page until the Bodpod photo appears.)
I think I'll call around for an afternoon appointment. Wouldn't it be great if you could get a tan in those things, too?